Way too much free time

Very rarely am I so blunt about other people's craft projects, but this is totally dubya.tee.eff.  For the record I was on Etsy ordering a new address stamp when I thought I would search 'Goldendoodle' to see what they had for sale. OH.MY.GOD. is all I can say.  I am sorry, but I feel I must share my horror with you.  I wonder how many of these this person sells.  Be sure to read the description thoroughly.  For the record the picture below is a goldendoodle.  See also the Team Leader's page.